John Kerry Unveils New Website to Woo Black Voters
After hearing criticism from black interest groups that Kerry's campaign has failed to energize African-American voters, the Kerry campaign unveiled a new website design to appeal to the important Democratic voting bloc.
The Prometheus Times obtained a screen shot of the website, shown below:
"Peep this shit, bitches," the Kerry campaign said in a statement. "We've got da web on LOCK, son."
No word on whether the new-look campaign has had an effect in polling.