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John Kerry Unveils New Website to Woo Black Voters

After hearing criticism from black interest groups that Kerry's campaign has failed to energize African-American voters, the Kerry campaign unveiled a new website design to appeal to the important Democratic voting bloc.

The Prometheus Times obtained a screen shot of the website, shown below:

 

"Peep this shit, bitches," the Kerry campaign said in a statement. "We've got da web on LOCK, son."

No word on whether the new-look campaign has had an effect in polling.