In an effort to crack down on international terrorism, the Bush administration called on congress to pass a resolution which would require all documented terrorists to keep an identification card. The President claims that the Terrorist ID Card (which will look similar to the organ donor sticker, except in the colors of the Iranian flag) makes it much easier for local law enforcement officials to track and detain potential enemies to America.
Airport security is also looking forward to the Terrorist ID Card. Chief of security at Los Angeles International Airport, Officer Walter Sobchak, said this of the new cards, "I think its great to finally have a way to tell the camel-f%$ers from the decent, hard-working American citizen. Now our staff doesn't even have to do security checks, they can just inspect the passenger's ID for the terrorist sticker."
When asked for comment, an Al-Qaeda spokesmansurprisingly welcomed the new legislation, "Finally a card which, when we forge, will give us access to even more sensitive information than our forged drivers licenses." The spokesman later remarked, "I just wish the US wasn't making this so easy. Its kinda taking the fun out of it, ya know?"
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